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The alphabet fades away

Would you like to read a book in which this happens?

It’s one of my all-time favorite books.  It’s called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn.  He describes it as an “progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”

It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”  That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that it’s a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.

Then another tile falls.  Then another.

The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollop’s, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.

Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius part…the author must also stop using the letters as they fall.  So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think they’re down to just five.

The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.

It’s clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy.  It’s not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.

GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS THE REBLOG THAT LED ME TO ONE OF THE BEST WRITTEN BOOKS I’VE EVER READ!!

One Good Scare – blueink3 – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

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Mummy invites Sherlock, John, and Rosie to the country for her birthday, which just so happens to coincide with the annual Harvest Festival, an event Sherlock loathes. With John seemingly making the wrong move at every turn and with ghosts hiding in each of their closets, what will it take for their (Halloween) masks to finally come off?


There’s a red leaf sticking to the window of 221B, the early morning mist sealing it to the glass with its dew. John watches as the sun peeks over the buildings opposite, lighting up the previously dull foliage in shades of vibrant reds, oranges, and yellows as the last vestiges of green cling on. Its veins contrast with its fragile edges like a skeleton seen through translucent skin, and John shivers against the ever-present chill that seems to settle in the flat from mid-September until early May, contemplating lighting the fire despite the fact that they’re leaving in only a matter of hours.

“Why are we doing this again?” comes Sherlock’s muffled voice from the bedroom, the whine apparent in the drawn out nature of his vowels.

John sighs and places the bowl of oatmeal he had been holding on Rosie’s tray, handing her the plastic spoon as she murmurs “ta” (the closest to ‘thanks’ she gets these days) and dives into her breakfast with typical Watsonian enthusiasm.

“Because it’s October, it’s your mother’s birthday, she asked, and we said, ‘yes.”

“You said ‘yes.”

“Yes, I said ‘yes.” John pinches the bridge of his nose as Rosie bangs her spoon on the table.

“Without talking to me!”

“Sherlock. She’s your mother. The woman who birthed you.”

“She’s insufferable.”

“She’s lovely.”

“You’re biased.”

“Of course I am,” he finishes simply. “She gave the world you and what kind of world would it be otherwise?”

The silence that follows brings a quirk of the lips to John’s face yet a twinge of uncertainty to his gut. Did he take it too far?

But a huff comes a moment later followed by a muttered, “Fine,” proving that John’s instincts were correct. He smiles smugly, an expression which Rosie mirrors as she holds out a bite of oatmeal for him.

“Oh thank you,” he says, bending down and allowing her to scoop the apple-cinnamon flavored concoction into his mouth before pressing a kiss to her head. “Mycroft’s people are delivering the car at noon and I told your mother we’d be there in time for tea,” he calls again. He pads down the hall, sash of his dressing down trailing on the hardwood floor. “So you better be packing,” he says, poking his head in Sherlock’s open door.

The man himself is perched on the edge of the bed facing the far wall like some sort of angelic gargoyle, shoulders slumped.

“Sherlock – ”

“I said, ‘fine,” he mutters, refusing to turn. “We’ll go.”

John closes his eyes because that’s all they’ve seemed to end up doing in the three months since he moved back in. Tiptoe around each other. Accommodate.

“Don’t do that,” he murmurs.

“Do what?” Sherlock asks in a tone that implies he knows exactly what he’s doing.

“Nothing. Nevermind.” John lingers in the doorway for a moment more, biting his lip and silencing everything he wishes he could say. Stop giving in. I’m not made of glass. You never used to give in so easily. You won’t break me. He knocks twice on the doorframe and blows out a breath. “Tea’s getting cold.”

I won’t leave.

And then he’s gone.

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Summit Fever — chapter 5: Potatoes, Marshmallows, And Triumph[Archive of Our Own]

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It’s time for John to lead the group on their first acclimatization climb, and for Mince to start worrying about the habits of their moody English client.

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Move over, marshmallows!! Nothing sweeter looking than John in this picture!! Wow!! Sherlock has to get out of the tent for that!! Nevermind the fact that he must be thinking about John thinking about if he has had enough to eat and about John saying he wants Sherlock at the gathering!! Love this story!!

I have completely underestimated this fandom’s love and dedication for rugged!mountain!daddy!watson. I stand corrected and educated.

Summit Fever — chapter 5: Potatoes, Marshmallows, And Triumph[Archive of Our Own]

It’s finished!

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floating through the dark blue sky

Of course, I’d seen his films and always thought he was, well, brilliant – but, you know, a million miles from the world I live in.

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Or, when John is the owner of a travel book shop and the famous Sherlock Holmes stops in one day.  A Notting Hill AU.

I’m so excited to share this completed story with you all – what an incredible experience it’s been to write my first multi-chapter fic.  Thank you to everyone who’s read along and left comments – you really helped me to write each new chapter and see where this story led.  I had so much fun writing it and I hope it’s brought you equal amounts of joy to read! xx

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*Caption imported from AO3*

It was actually a month ago when I first came across the Brokeback Series, heart-wrenching beauty. And I wasn’t even aware of the original story or the film (however, I’ve heard of the TITLE, and I was a Jake Gy. fan before. I just haven’t seen that one) so when I’ve read this series It was really a fresh AU for me. And one I never regret reading. But just earlier, when I decided to finally put a rest to my thoughts about this, I’ve researched–and I think I got that ‘major change’ the author was talking about regarding when she wrote this fic. Hands down and a million kudos to you, dear author.

It was brilliant. Hail ol’ cowboys!

Part 1: He Was a Friend of Mine
Part 2: The Maker Makes


Special thanks to the song Wyoming Wind by Caitlin Canty for being the background music while making this. 🙂

The series isn’t finished yet, but it is an AU that someone comes home to, when the real world is being cruel.

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Other Side of The Moon by love_in_mind_palace

Rating : T
Chapters : 7
Word Count : 23k
Summary :  After the fall Sherlock goes away to dismantle Moriarty’s network while living through different identities and hiding. But then something unexpected starts to happen. After a while of everything going according to plan, he’s suddenly just too late everywhere. Because someone was there before him, and took care of everything. It takes him a while. But then he realises. It’s John. Avenging his death.

Written from the brilliant prompt by @fellshish. This work is now complete. Thank you for all the support and comments and kudos and especially, the patience.

Tagging a lot of people under the cut.

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Summary:
Sherlock loves John, and John loves… James Bond. He only made Sherlock watch every single film. Tedious. And now John’s birthday is coming up. Sherlock can’t tell him how he feels, but he can organise an amazing gift: John’s very own spy adventure. Sherlock begs Mycroft for a real case with some extra gadgets. And perhaps some actors pretending to be criminals. What could possibly go wrong? Set right after ASIB.

Read chapter one: The spy who loved tea

This story was written for the Fandom Trumps Hate Challenge 2018. My bidder @gobacktobakerstreet gave me an absolutely brilliant prompt and then was kind enough to Britpick/beta this work. It was also beta’d by the amazing @88thparallel, who I cannot thank enough for her support. 88th also made this amazing artwork!! Just look at it!! I’ll never be over it. (The gun!)

You don’t have to know a lot about James Bond to enjoy this story (though it can’t hurt). It’s also a bit cracky at times, lol. 

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Chapter update! I’m so excited!! Only two more chapters to go 🙂

Read chapter two: Shy fall

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Okay! It’s HERE! Chapter three! A huge thank you to everyone who’s said nice things so far, you make me blush and cry and everything all at once.

Read chapter three: Dr. Nope

Last chapter will be posted this weekend. Tags under the cut…

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Last chapter is up! I’d like to take one more opportunity to thank everyone who’s been reading, reblogging, commenting, kudos’ing, messaging, and of course @88thparallel for her help and @gobacktobakerstreet for the great idea. 

Read the final chapter: Johnlocktopussy

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