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Episode 85: Sherlock Is Actually A Girl’s Name

In which we explore a variety of female adaptations of Holmes and Watson, and squee about all things femlock!  

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Hi Alex. Commending you for the good work. For the last two days I am immersing into gender swapped Johnlock. You know like Philalethia’s superb femSherlock and femJW. I read the fantastic breathedout’s How the Mouth Changes its Shape. Do you still have wonderful femmelock fics that I don’t know anything about? Thanks so much.

chriscalledmesweetie:

alexxphoenix42:

Hey friend, I sure do. The next episode of the Three Patch Podcast is all about gender-swapped femlock, and I’ve been delving into both femlock and femslash art and fic.

 Favorite Femlock

The Witch of
Hazelmere
by Ellipsical, 3 k, explicit. When I was first sent to live
with you at Hazelmere they warned me you were a witch.

Harpooned by okapi, 4 work, teen to
mature. Sentinel & Guide universe. Sentinel Sherlock and Guide John cross
paths on a crowded Underground platform. They meet again the next day at
Bart’s.

The Five
Times in One Day John Didn’t Come and the One Time She Did
by okapi, 4
k, explicit. Sherlock’s efforts are thwarted all day long. A series of drabbles
of established Fem!Johnlock.

Keeping
Secrets
by hubblegleeflower, 3 k, explicit. Hiding. John did try, of course she did. She tried to hide, and
tried to hide the fact that she was hiding. She thinks, now, that she must have
known it wouldn’t work, on some level. Once she and Sherlock had crossed that
line—finally—discovery was hardly even a risk. It was a certainty. But she
tried anyway.

For scientific purposes. Obviously. by shamelessmash, 8 k, explicit.  Sherlock put something in the shampoo, it
dyed John’s hair red and she’s pissed. Somehow that leads to hot sex in the
sitting room chairs.

In the Red by magikspell, 3 k, explicit.  “Uteri are so terribly boring,” Sherlock
announces several minutes later, closing her laptop and collapsing back on the
sofa.  Femlock! PWP but with
humour and feelings. Sherlock is in agony
and John knows the best cure for cramps.

How the mouth changes its shape by
breathedout, 132 k, explicit, 1955 AU. When someone is murdered in the washroom
of the city’s most notorious lesbian club, the investigation will lead both
Sherlock and Johnnie to reconsider their assumptions about themselves, each
other, and the world in which they live.

No Bangs Without Foreign Office Approval by
reckonedrightly, 217 k, explicit, 1942 AU. Joan Watson knows what it is to keep
a secret, but she isn’t expecting to be recruited into the clandestine world of
espionage. Nor is she prepared to meet Sherlock Holmes, a former private
detective who has by her own admission ruined her own life at least three times
over—and who has a murder to solve in Occupied France.

Making the Cut by
testosterone_tea, 10 k, mature. Sherlock is genderfluid, but hasn’t told
anybody yet, afraid that they wouldn’t be accepted. However, feelings of
dysphoria make it harder and harder to hide. One day things get slightly out of
hand… will John accept Sherlock the way they really are? AFAB Genderfluid
Sherlock and Fem!John.

She’s
got you high and you don’t even know yet
by consultinggalpals (sansa_undergrind), 5 k, explicit. The
room was silent but for the soft snicks of the scissors and the women’s twin
even breaths. John was concentrating on the task at hand, but couldn’t help
noticing how relaxed and pliant Sherlock was under her fingertips.

I’m going to add on to shamelessly self-promote my two femlock ficlets:

Long Fingers, Short Nails (221 words, teen) Does Sherlock keep her fingernails short because she’s a violinist, or a lesbian, or both?

Princess Sherlock and the Pea (778 words, rated G) Once upon a time there was a clever princess named Sherlock. The king and queen wanted their daughter to marry a royal prince. Princess Sherlock, however, was adamantly opposed to the idea.  “Princes are not my area,” she said.