The current situation, I guess.
Tag: accurate
Sherlock: John, we tried things your way.
John: No we didn’t!
Sherlock: I did it in my head. It didn’t work.
Wato : Every time I look at you, my hands get sweat, my heart races, and I can’t seem to catch my breath.
Sherlock : You should go see a doctor about that
Wato : *does anything cute*
Sherlock : I don’t care
Narrator : But she did care. In fact, she cared alot
Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?
Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.
“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.
Sherlock: I bought new bedtime stories for Rosie.
John: Show me.
Sherlock:
idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
(x)
Molly: I’m having lots of sex with my fiance
Sherlock: Wow ew Molly gross. anyway, here’s a picture of John’s head pasted to a naked work of art
The art of reciprocal ass-grabbery.
I like these theories very much!
Only plausible theories
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